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We're inspired by our friend (happy birthday Anonymous T!) who knows all there is to know about orcas. Did you know that orcas have been observed wearing salmons as hats, but only when it's trendy for them to do so, and once it's not trendy anymore they stop, but every couple of decades or so it becomes trendy again for them to wear the salmon-hats? If you think that's crazy, you should visit this page more often. We have the most important things that everyone should know about Orcas (we will have all the things there are to know about orcas once Anonymous T gets access to this file).
For example, orcas have been reported to attack boats, but only by people that look like this:
“To me", says one of the ghouls, "they were not playing at all, they knew exactly what they were doing. They knew the weak points of the boat, and they knew how to sink it,” he added. Powell described five orcas circling the boat “like watching wolves hunt,” (which is very silly, because wolves don't hunt in the ocean) before they began sinking the floating symbol of the lifestyle he didn't earn. “They were taking it in turns to come in—sometimes two would come in at the same time and hit it,” Powell described the whales’ attack. With the rudder gone, the whales began knocking the hull for an hour and a half before the boat split. “I have a feeling that this group are boat sinkers—I think they knew what they were doing, I’m sure of it.”
Now that we've confirmed the intelligence and political preparedness of the orcas, we need to look inside ourselves and find beauty in wearing salmon-hats and making the rich fear for their wasteful lives of inappropriate appropriation.